'Cause this is torturous electricity Between both of us and this is Dangerous 'cause I want you so much But I hate your guts

Can We Cuddle? :3
I hope one day you’re as happy as you’re pretending to be. (via massiv3)

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factsofcanada:

The reason Canadians are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadians gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.

(via tidwellcornertr)

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spankmehardbarry:

conkersradfurday:

spankmehardbarry:

i keep getting random erections today and idk why

I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.

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A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities
  • Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
  • Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
  • Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
  • Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
  • Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
  • Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
  • Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato
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LISTENING TO MY IPOD

college-life-crisis:

What I feel like:

What I look like:

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Some people smoke,
others drink, and others fall in love,
each one dies from a different way. (via sensitizes)

(Source: difficult, via loveanddrugsx)

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Alcohol tastes better than the thought of you and her 10 word story (L.V.K.)

(Source: milesfrom-my-hope, via fitness-fr3ak)

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