'Cause this is torturous electricity Between both of us and this is Dangerous 'cause I want you so much But I hate your guts

Can We Cuddle? :3


*knits myself a thong*

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staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 

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  • teacher: alright fold your papers in half
  • entire class: hot dog or hamburger
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